I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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