before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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