so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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