You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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