When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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