I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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