the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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