I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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