Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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