So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
where does the pee come out of this thing
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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