my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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