I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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