you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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