you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is Oprah even human
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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