I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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