I've blown a few things in my day
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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