So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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