Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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