Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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