What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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