well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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