he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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