question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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