Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
as a side note pls kill me
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
