the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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