You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The struggles of a small town man whore
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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