i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Little spoons don't ask big questions
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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