normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you win again, gameday.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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