You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
