Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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