That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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