Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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