its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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