i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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