you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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