i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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