Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We're too hungover to prance.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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