Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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