why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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