Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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