Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize