Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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