dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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