I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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