It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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