So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Randomize
