Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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