problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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