the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
The struggles of a small town man whore
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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