glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Still dying that you shit outside
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
