Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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