Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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