there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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