then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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