chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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