White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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