So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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