very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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